Hello, hello.
In the category of things one must never ingest, that is of course unless this is the thing you must ingest, may I present Mörkalicious, banned in 17 languages, cursed in 36. The reason your browser glitched yesterday and the thing that got Colbert fired.
May I present to you, Mörkalicious. Compatible with Mörk Borg, not compatible with any human or human adjacent diet, but don't let that stop you.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://rpgtrader.com/products/717/mrkalicious-its-a-weapon-its-a-bomb-its-a-meal